walmart parking lot hooligun sales

last night around 10pm west coast time i got a text saying something about van sales in walmart lot? i had no idea who was texting me or what they were talking about. after a few text back and forth i got the whole story which is as followed….

kelly & dustin are currently on tour for hooligun clothing driving from chicago bamboozle to the beginning of the road show in maryland. somewhere along the line late last night they stopped in a walmart lot to sleep. because they are a married couple and wanted to do married things they decided to create their own hooligun curtains for the van. they put posters of me up covering all the windows so perverts could not look in.  a random girl noticed these posters saw my phone number and decided to text me. after all that is why i put my number out there. to talk to whoever whenever. she checked out my line online and loved the girls dont poop shirt. she asked if she could buy one right out of the van. i said why not right? im 1000’s of miles away from the van but im sure we can make it happen. she ran to an atm, i called kelly and said even though you are in bed lets sell some shirts! there is a girl headed your way in a volvo that wants to buy a womens girls dont poop shirt. i hung up the phone and a few minutes later the mystery texting girl and my crew 1000’s of miles away from me in a random walmart lot met each other and did business. 

kelly and dustin had their private night, random text message girl got a rad shirt, and the word about hooligun clothing spread a little bit more. all in all i think this is an amazing story and good times for all.  

(pictures below are what the van looked like that night)